Funny

ˈfənē

this traffic is a

this traffic is a 
demented video game 
with only one life

kiss me in the rain 
and watch me never wash my 
umbrella again

mama so greasy
the oil well in her navel
pays her chicken bill

by a certain point
this promenade is more like
kicking through wreckage

when the internet
wants to get your attention
don't bother hiding

smart operators
never let a serious
crisis go to waste

poetic hardship
is famous for being the
most obnoxious kind

how i do this thing
is how i do everything
except that last time

one leads the lady
softly to the door without
exhuming the bard

poetic sexists
are definitely the least
acceptable kind