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Funny

ˈfənē

  1. adjective – causing laughter or amusement; humorous.
  2. adjective – difficult to explain or understand; strange or curious.

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no thin commitment

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no thin commitment
rivals the devotion of
a one-trick pony

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the dormouse observed

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the dormouse observed 
that the lord of the pantry 
had cast off his rags

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as for our statesmen

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as for our statesmen 
with the strictest indifference 
let us hang them all

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this traffic is a

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this traffic is a 
demented video game 
with only one life

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kiss me in the rain

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kiss me in the rain 
and watch me never wash my 
umbrella again

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mama so greasy

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mama so greasy
the oil well in her navel
pays her chicken bill

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by a certain point

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by a certain point
this promenade is more like
kicking through wreckage

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when the internet

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when the internet
wants to get your attention
don't bother hiding

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smart operators

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smart operators
never let a serious
crisis go to waste

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poetic hardship

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poetic hardship
is famous for being the
most obnoxious kind