Funny

ˈfənē

no thin commitment

no thin commitment
rivals the devotion of
a one-trick pony

the dormouse observed 
that the lord of the pantry 
had cast off his rags

as for our statesmen 
with the strictest indifference 
let us hang them all

this traffic is a 
demented video game 
with only one life

kiss me in the rain 
and watch me never wash my 
umbrella again

mama so greasy
the oil well in her navel
pays her chicken bill

by a certain point
this promenade is more like
kicking through wreckage

when the internet
wants to get your attention
don't bother hiding

smart operators
never let a serious
crisis go to waste

poetic hardship
is famous for being the
most obnoxious kind