mama so greasy
mama so greasy the oil well in her navel pays her chicken bill #haiku #dozens
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-08-21 01:09
Funny
ˈfənē
- adjective – causing laughter or amusement; humorous.
- adjective – difficult to explain or understand; strange or curious.
your internet friends
your internet friendswanted to make sure you were paying attention #haiku #splaining https://t.co/LS1rVDFiFb
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-07-01 12:08
by a certain point
by a certain pointthis promenade is more like kicking through wreckage #cumulative #haiku
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-06-26 08:06
counting syllables
counting syllablesis a practice best left to trained professionals #snooty #haiku
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-06-10 09:03
when the internet
when the internetwants to get your attention don�t bother hiding #foundyou #haiku https://t.co/S84NtXOzNd
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-06-05 11:41
smart operators
smart operators never let a serious crisis go to waste #tinkerbell #haiku
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-05-06 09:04
poetic hardship
poetic hardship is famous for being the most obnoxious kind #snowflake #haiku https://t.co/YK6Ft6fedY
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-05-06 01:25
how i do this thing
how i do this thingis how i do everything except that last time #practice #haiku
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-04-08 09:03
one leads the lady
one leads the lady softly to the door without exhuming the bard #winkwink #haiku https://t.co/pN0lBZZguL
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-03-30 02:43
poetic sexists
poetic sexistsare definitely the least acceptable kind #seeyou #haiku https://t.co/a7K0mcK7cp
— Haiku Desu (@17morae) 2019-03-26 09:30